Groped by an angel

mishasminions:

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.

THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)

  • CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
  • THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
  • BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker

MECHANICS:

  • Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
  • And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
  • You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
  • You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
  • You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
  • You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
  • Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
  • I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
  • This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012

WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!

  • I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
  • And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
  • And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
  • They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
  • I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
  • And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
  • Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
  • Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
  • And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion

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2012/04/30 | 211 notes

mishasminions:

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.

THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)

  • CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
  • THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
  • BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker

MECHANICS:

  • Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
  • And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
  • You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
  • You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
  • You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
  • You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
  • Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
  • I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
  • This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012

WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!

  • I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
  • And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
  • And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
  • They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
  • I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
  • And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
  • Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
  • Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
  • And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion

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2012/04/30 | 211 notes

drunkenwords:

What’s the most irritating thing parents say?

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2011/10/18 | 313 notes
mishasminions: NOWADAYS, THIS IS HOW MISHA LURES PEOPLE INTO HIS VAN

mishasminions:

NOWADAYS, THIS IS HOW MISHA LURES PEOPLE INTO HIS VAN

2011/06/18 | 373 notes

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2011/06/18 | 271 notes
drunkenwords: Jensen: A lot of times, the emotional stuff happens in the middle of the scene, so you can’t start out like that (crying); you have to get there at some point during the scene. I don’t know, it’s something I’ve luckily been able to do. I can’t do it all the time, but when I can, for some reason, whenever it happens, sometimes it’s just the one tear. In fact, the camera guys on the show, they call it, “The OPT” which is, “The One Perfect Tear”

drunkenwords:

Jensen: A lot of times, the emotional stuff happens in the middle of the scene, so you can’t start out like that (crying); you have to get there at some point during the scene. I don’t know, it’s something I’ve luckily been able to do. I can’t do it all the time, but when I can, for some reason, whenever it happens, sometimes it’s just the one tear. In fact, the camera guys on the show, they call it, “The OPT” which is, “The One Perfect Tear”

2011/06/18 | 476 notes

(Source: accio-glow, via casaeroticas)

2011/06/18 | 172 notes
drunkenwords: SUPERNATURAL Seasons 1-6 Title Cards

drunkenwords:

SUPERNATURAL Seasons 1-6 Title Cards

2011/05/22 | 1,149 notes

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2011/05/22 | 271 notes
drunkenwords: “Are you under the impression that family’s supposed to make you feel good?! Make you an apple pie, maybe? They’re supposed to make you miserable! That’s why they’re family!” —Bobby Singer, Supernatural 6.21 “Let it Bleed” Castiel: I thought you said that we were like family. Well, I think that too. Shouldn’t trust run both ways?Dean: Cas, I just can’tCastiel: Dean, I do everything that you ask; I always come when you call; and I am your friend, still. Despite your lack of faith in me and now your threats, I just saved you, yet again. Has anyone but your closest kin ever done more for you? All I ask is this one thing.Dean: Trust your plan to pop purgatory?Castiel: I’ve earned that, Dean. I came to tell you that I will find Lisa and Ben and I will bring them back. Stand behind me—the one time I ask. Dean: You’re asking me to stand down? That’s the same damn ransom note that Crowley handed me. You know that, right? Well, no thanks. I’ll find them myself. In fact why don’t you go back to Crowley and tell him I said that you can both kiss my ass. 6.22 “The Man Who Knew Too Much” Dean: Listen, I know there’s a lot of bad water under the bridge, but we were family once. I’d had died for you—almost did a few times. If that means anything to you, please, I’ve lost Lisa, I’ve lost Ben, and now I’ve lost Sam. Don’t make me lose you too. You don’t need this kind of juice, Cas. Get rid of it before it kills us all.Castiel: You’re just saying that because I won; because you’re afraid. You’re not my family, Dean. I have no family.

drunkenwords:

“Are you under the impression that family’s supposed to make you feel good?! Make you an apple pie, maybe? They’re supposed to make you miserable! That’s why they’re family!” —Bobby Singer, Supernatural

6.21 “Let it Bleed”

Castiel: I thought you said that we were like family. Well, I think that too. Shouldn’t trust run both ways?
Dean: Cas, I just can’t
Castiel: Dean, I do everything that you ask; I always come when you call; and I am your friend, still. Despite your lack of faith in me and now your threats, I just saved you, yet again. Has anyone but your closest kin ever done more for you? All I ask is this one thing.
Dean: Trust your plan to pop purgatory?
Castiel: I’ve earned that, Dean. I came to tell you that I will find Lisa and Ben and I will bring them back. Stand behind me—the one time I ask.
Dean: You’re asking me to stand down? That’s the same damn ransom note that Crowley handed me. You know that, right? Well, no thanks. I’ll find them myself. In fact why don’t you go back to Crowley and tell him I said that you can both kiss my ass.

6.22 “The Man Who Knew Too Much”

Dean: Listen, I know there’s a lot of bad water under the bridge, but we were family once. I’d had died for you—almost did a few times. If that means anything to you, please, I’ve lost Lisa, I’ve lost Ben, and now I’ve lost Sam. Don’t make me lose you too. You don’t need this kind of juice, Cas. Get rid of it before it kills us all.
Castiel: You’re just saying that because I won; because you’re afraid. You’re not my family, Dean. I have no family.

2011/05/22 | 668 notes